Caganer Jack Sparrow

Captain Jack Sparrow is the most famous alcoholic antihero of the seven seas. We all know someone who we equally hate and love, charismatic, contradictory and a total disaster, all at once. Before he let himself fall into the seas of the Caribbean, pirates already casted their irresistible spell among the mortals due to their immoral and adventurous spirit; but since Johnny Depp's alter ego showed up, we all wanted to be (like) him and cope with miseries and misadventures graciously, seduce women by continually antagonizing them and pass the buck with phrases such as ‘The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem'.